How bout a pic of blonde bombshell Trixie in some christmas time lingerie? Why cant I ever get a present like Trixie for Christmas? Know what i got this year? A fruitcake. For the first time in my life someone had the gall to get me a damn fruitcake. If I woulda shoved it in her face if she werent my aunt. Oh well a man can dream, maybe ill get a sex maniac like Trixie under my tree next year =) For now ill just whack off to her exclusive pics and videos HERE

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And here I am, at the park, trying to find my North. But the attraction always takes a strange turn and goes down South way. I can feel the Sun bathing all over my body, and the scent of a male lurking around the trees, ready to take me right where I am. Animal instinct at its best.

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It is the season for loving, it is the season for sharing. And I may be willing to make some house calls to all the boys that have been specially naughty with no coal in my stockings. Who is up for a spanking?

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When I went to check on my P.O. Box, I realized someone hadn’t handled my special dildo and pheromone samples with the proper care. As a result, I couldn’t restrain myself from masturbating furiously, even with all the security cameras over me. Why didn’t anyone call 911, I wonder?

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